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Punography
SypeUplilkyДата: Суббота, 14.12.2013, 09:00 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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When chemists join the majority, they barium.

Jokes almost German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle announce is just now a practised veteran.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all gloom to the hang of where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd not at all met herbivore.

I'm reading a log back anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

I did a stagy bringing off helter-skelter puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.

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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Importance trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you understand with respect to the piqued eyed professor who lost her allot because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to hold some fog. I mist.

What do you title a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I habituated to to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.

I dropped away from of communism class because of scurvy Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the long arm of the law stations beget been stolen. Policemen comprise nothing to go on.

I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the creeps.

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Venison for dinner? Oh dear!

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I utilized to consider I was indecisive, but second I'm not so sure.

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